Your character has been training for a half marathon, but the evil Blerch is tempting you with rolled tacos. Avoid the tacos to keep on runnin’. Eat too many tacos and you can’t go on. Try to get as far as you can for your best score. Lady Gaga Ninja Unicorn vs the Blerch
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